Speaking of, let’s talk about dick pics, ladies.
More specifically, let’s discuss unwarranted dick pics. The ones you didn’t want or ask for, but there they are… staring at you eye to eyes, looking like a worm monster with a death wish.
I hope you’re all turning these flesh-colored, stretched out lemons into lemonade by saving every one of them and then replying to “send me a nude” with the meatiest, vein-iest cock you got. Don’t stop with one pic either… absolutely drown this person in penii.
Because dudes should not sextually assault you, but if they do, make the next presumptuous asshole sorry for his lack of manners.
And seriously, gay women are my white whale.